Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year

Rightttt....it's X'mas...alrite...not exactly...the day has juz ended...but still...it's juz another year gone like that...time flies like nobody's business..

Oh wellz...but as it is, it goes on a neverending road trip...

Went for cousy's bd celebration the day before, after tt went to Ezra's place for X'mas pt...wow man..i ate like a pig...hahahaha.....

So much things haf happened...but it all still seem that everything's the same...sighz...the problems tt is holding me down...when will they ever be resolved?

School
IHG
IVP
SAOBWA

Girls...
Girls?
Girl...

Ah yes...e singular form is more appropriate...Currently, i am in a state of self dilemma..whether to push on or move back...gosh....really a mind-boggling problem...

Well then, i guess tt juz about summarizes everything...dun feel like going into details...so i shall juz end off here...

MERRY X'MAS everybody! And a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

"In three words, I can sum up what I've learnt about life: It goes on..."

Guys rules; Our rules!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
We always hear " the rules " from the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying,
but it is just not worth the hassle