Teasers

Garfield's words of wisdom:

we all get heavier as we get older
'cause there's a lot more info in our head.
so, i'm, not fat, i'm just intelligent.
and my head couldn't hold anymore.
so it started fillling up the rest of me!!!
that's my story and i'm sticking to it..

Boy-Girl
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Pickup Lines
Hey baby lets play army I’ll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays?

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long.

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten things out?

The Perfect One
It's like all of the bad stuff that you went through that you hated along the way: the people who disappointed you, the things that didn't go the way you wanted suddenly, you feel grateful for them, because those are the things that got you to here, to this.
I read once that love is friendship on fire. That's how I feel about you.
who ever you are.. somewhere, somehow i`m going to find you.. i wouldn't mind going all through those troubles again and again if it would lead me to YOU , whoever you are...